tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads
cyle:
my friend just told me that there’s a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you’ve turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.
i literally love tumblr
i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it’s great. two dashboards for life
wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.
here are a few other “secret” dashboards:
- Posts from your “crushes”
- “What you missed” (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)
- “Trending”
these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format… the “Stuff for you” tab/feed is the same idea.
Congratulations you softblocked a mutual of five years earning you the “Judas Kiss” badge!
Congratulations you were softblocked by a mutual of five years earning you the “E Tu Brute” badge!
Congratulations you refollowed a mutual after being softblocked earning you the “Somehow Palpatine Returned” badge!
Congratulations you were refollowed after softblocking a mutual earning you the “What In The Goddamn” badge!
well we had a terrible run guys. just absolutely godawful. the worst anyones ever done it. i forgot where i was going with this
okay you know that one game you’d play on the playground with friends where one person was designated as the “watcher” and everyone had to move around when the watcher wasn’t looking, and freeze if they were? and if the watcher caught you moving you were out of the game?
what do you call this game???
night at the museum
statues in the garden
ghost in the graveyard
other (explain in tags)
i do not know this game/see results
please rb for sample size 💔💔
discord should really up their psychological warfare game. add relationship statuses
i bet that after their first fight arthur couldn’t get merlin out of his head that night and he probably thought “i have to meet that dark haired guy again so tomorrow i will casually wander around the lower town’s streets… just to teach him a lesson of course, not because i find him cute or anything haha” like i KNOW he left the castle the next day with the intention of finding merlin and flirt- i mean fighting him
Veronica, sitting outside the secret abortion clinic: listen ladies maybe one day in the year 2023 the united states FDA will approve Opill, the nonprescription daily oral contraceptive, but until that day protect yourself with my Wpill - my secret and safe nonprescription daily oral contraceptive!
Dr. Curdle Jr.: Ms. Lodge I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit and all the work you’re doing for the women of this town but you’re killing my secret abortion business!
Veronica: While I am a feminist, I’m a business woman first so I can appreciate your struggle. Say Doc, what if we worked together? I’ve been concocting a business plan for something called Scheduled Parenthood